As if we all didn’t already want a Wii…

Wii Loop Machine Demo from The Amazing Rolo on Vimeo

The Onion goodness

Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She’s Just Saying

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Area resident Roberta Pearle clarified Monday that, while it may look like she is yelling at you, she is actually just saying. “I’m not yelling at you,” Pearle explained. “I’m just saying. You know, so you’ll know.” Pearle then loudly reiterated that she is not yelling. “I’m not,” she said.

Mmm…

Change your race, age, sex, etc…

this website is pretty cool. This is what I will look like as an old man.

“I’m unique!”

Pretty sweet

Worst valentines day gift… ever.

A 17-year-old girl who spent weeks looking for her missing dog unwrapped a box left at her house and found the pet’s severed head inside, authorities said.

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Two weeks ago, a gift-wrapped box was left at the house Crystal shares with her grandmother. The box had batteries on top, and a note that said “Congratulations Crystal. This side up. Batteries included.”

Crystal opened the box and found her dog’s head inside. The box also contained Valentine’s Day candy.

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More Derren Brown awesomeness

Don’t do drugs

A creative approach to dealing with telemarketers

This guy has a tape recorder hooked up to his phone so he can mess with telemarketers and record the hillarity.

listen here.

and here.

and here

…and here

yeah

Conan O’Brien visits 1864 Baseball

Crazy designs made with salt and soundwaves

Let’s paint, exercise and blend drinks!