Lions Vs Hyenas

A group of hyenas sure can overpower some lions. What happens when they go 1-on-1? Who is the BIG WINNA?!?!

I recently overtook a beige Acura on a southbound 405 onramp. I snuck up on him and pounced, smashing into him. The driver was a flagrant homosexual with a pink shirt. Unfortunately the gay man was used to such backdoor shemnanigans, and I was vanquished. To make a long story short, I rammed a gay man from behind and my car is probably totalled.

Update: The “Smack My Bitch Up” slow-mo attack near the end is savage.