Runny Eggs

As if we all didn’t already want a Wii…

Bareket — Tue, 15 May 2007 01:57:01 +0000

Wii Loop Machine Demo from The Amazing Rolo on Vimeo

The Onion goodness

Gary — Sat, 12 May 2007 06:43:30 +0000

Area Woman Not Yelling At You, She’s Just Saying

JACKSONVILLE, FL—Area resident Roberta Pearle clarified Monday that, while it may look like she is yelling at you, she is actually just saying. “I’m not yelling at you,” Pearle explained. “I’m just saying. You know, so you’ll know.” Pearle then loudly reiterated that she is not yelling. “I’m not,” she said.

Mmm…

Gary — Tue, 01 May 2007 03:47:06 +0000

Change your race, age, sex, etc…

The Schwartzinator — Mon, 09 Apr 2007 06:12:16 +0000

this website is pretty cool. This is what I will look like as an old man.

“I’m unique!”

The Schwartzinator — Sun, 08 Apr 2007 07:29:21 +0000

Pretty sweet

The Schwartzinator — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 08:40:33 +0000

Worst valentines day gift… ever.

The Schwartzinator — Sat, 24 Mar 2007 17:58:22 +0000

A 17-year-old girl who spent weeks looking for her missing dog unwrapped a box left at her house and found the pet’s severed head inside, authorities said.

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Two weeks ago, a gift-wrapped box was left at the house Crystal shares with her grandmother. The box had batteries on top, and a note that said “Congratulations Crystal. This side up. Batteries included.”

Crystal opened the box and found her dog’s head inside. The box also contained Valentine’s Day candy.

linky

More Derren Brown awesomeness

The Schwartzinator — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 21:08:58 +0000

Don’t do drugs

The Schwartzinator — Sat, 17 Feb 2007 09:08:53 +0000

A creative approach to dealing with telemarketers

The Schwartzinator — Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:56:18 +0000

This guy has a tape recorder hooked up to his phone so he can mess with telemarketers and record the hillarity.